Sunday, February 11, 2007

Viva Single's Awareness Day!


a product of procrastination:

Valentine's Day or Single's Awareness Day is fast approaching. To make my proposal come true (please refer to previous entry), I suggest that the idea of Valentine's Day should be scrapped, and I propose that Single's Awareness Day should be the only event celebrated on February 14 (aside from birthdays, anniversaries, and the like). With the joy and awareness of being single, people will no longer consider a relationship that concerns having children. Everyone will live life to the fullest without having any younger person to think of. It would be such a hassle to have kids, and Single's Awareness Day might give the people the chance to realize this important fact. Consequently, the people will decide to stay single and not have kids. What about those who yearn to be in a close relationship with someone, and where that someone is capable of procreating with them? I still do not have any plans on how to address those people. But in due time, I will come up with something. So far, the only idea I have come up is that those people should not reproduce. If they want to do recreational activities, then they should do so with the necessary precautions.

Anyway, the idea of implementing Single's Awareness Day as the only event for February 14 is only a step in realizing my dream of a Utopian society. I believe there will come a time when there won't be a future generation, and we will have all the resources to ourselves. Then we would no longer have to worry on how we will save the earth because we are the only ones left in earth. Screw the environmentalists! They are only delaying the ticking time bomb of the earth's destruction. That day of destruction will come, whether we like it or not. We might as well hasten that day's coming. And for the meantime, only WE should enjoy all the benefits of the earth to ourselves.

25 comments:

  1. woohoo!! game ako dyan! ^____^ single's awareness day! hahahah!

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  2. i'm wearing white coz i'm proud to be single! and what's with the utopian society thing?

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  3. karla: i'll wear white too. concerning the utopian society thing, refer to my previous entry :P

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  4. kyna: i know why you are speechless! it's because my proposal is perfect and should be adapted for the betterment of our generation ;P

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  5. okay ange...if you think so... but i will laugh at you, as in really laugh at you, if (you know what should be filled in here)...>:)

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  6. wanna bet?=P i have a feeling i would laugh sooo hard when that time would come...plus i would be in the pue right behind the principal sponsors...i'd flash you a wide smile and you would remember this reply...=D

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  7. kyna: just so you know, many people have told me something of that sort >:)

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  8. i refuse to debate further... basta, you know what im thinking about...and i believe it will happen... *wink wink*

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  9. hahahahaha angeli!!! i am soooo going to laugh when you get a boyfriend. : )

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  10. hmmm... first i would like to give a hand on such a wonderful written proposal but i beg to disagree muahahaha... me and kyna have the same line of thinking... we know that day will come. I shall win our bet! scrap single awareness day and welcome angeli's *toot* day... haha invited kami a. i'll sit with kyna behind the principal sponsors haha

    btw kyna it's pew not pue :P muahahaha
    PRO-PROCREATION!!!! LET US SPAWN MANY DESCENDANTS! Muahahahaha... I want man to reach mars... pag nasira yung mundo, sa mars na sila muahahahaha... ayw mo ba nun ange? yung future sa mars na hindi na sa terra :P tayo pa rin yung magsasaya sa resources ng terra muahaha

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  11. I will wear black in celebration of single's awareness day. =P

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  12. suuuuuper funny gel!!! i laughed throughout the whole entry! definitely an entry worth breaking my "stalking abstinence" for :p i love love love it! makes me even more excited to read your paper :D

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  13. kristine: glad you enjoyed it! hahaha... my reflection paper sucked! i can't let myself let you read it :P

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  14. @gel

    whoever said i wasn't? =P


    jke! hahahah! =P Pero i'll still wear black tom. its my... "personalized" way of celebrating single's awareness day. =P

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  15. malapit nang matapos ang Single's Awareness Day... I hope everyone enjoyed being free!

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  16. i felt nothing during the day... it seemed pretty much normal except the fact that many people had roses in their hands *ahem!*

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  17. awww... Claudia wants roses :( Sana T2 ka dahil lahat ng girls were given 1 rose by the guys as a whole :P

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  18. ako bumili ng roses! ^_^ hehe! =P

    hurrah for single's awareness day! ^__^

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  19. and i wore black. muahahahahahah! ^_^

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  20. hahaha!! bout Gelai's *toot* day.. hahaha!! wag nyo namang pagtawanan yung cousin ko! NYAHAHAHA!!! pssst!! i-invite ko ha!! NYAHAHA!!



    dili bitaw.. hehe, even though you try and try and try to deny that FACT, it's true and it's REALLY gonna happen.. maybe not now or not n years from now, but time will come.. it will come.. :P

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